I decided to monitor my blog traffic to see how many people visit me here and how they end up at my site. It's been fun to see that there really are a bunch of people out in the great-wide world reading what I have to say. (Helllloooooo, people!)

However, I have also learned something disturbing. Twice this week people have found me by searching for "a$$ worship" (which I have cleverly disguised in this post to avoid moving up in the Google ranks). Anyway, remember my little tongue-in-cheek post in November? No? Good. Apparently though, Google and Blogger remember, and that's why these folks ended up here.

I can only imagine their disappointment when they discovered that I am just a thrifty artist/crafter/gardener/stay-at-home-momma in the northwoods of Wisconsin who could care less about that-which-I-will-not-type-again-lest-I-increase-my-Google-search-rank.

Sorry to disappoint, fellas. Best be moving along now.

(I'm actually contemplating taking that post down, but it's kinda fun, in an evil-lady-who-gets-pleasure-out-of-leading-people-astray way, to think of these dorky dudes furtively searching for pictures of butt worshiping people only to end up seeing my crafts and such.)