Can you imagine what would happen if women obsessed about men's butt cleavage as much as men do over that of women's breasts?

Women would follow lazy-pantsed men everywhere, surreptitiously glancing at their cracks. A woman would attempt to stare through a guy to gaze at his ass fissure while having a conversation. Guys would start to get complexes, wondering if their cleavage is big enough or not quite as visible as it could be ("Do these pants make my butt look small?"). Butt cleavage enhancement would become a top-seller at the local plastic surgeon's office.

What can be done to create this ass crack worship? Can we bring butt cleavage up to the level of adoration enjoyed by women's breasts? Do we want to?

I believe if men want to experience the rapturous annoyance enjoyed by women everywhere because of a few bumps of flesh and the space in between, they need to join together and create the Association of Ass Worship. AAW could really promote the hell out of butt cleavage with clever slogans like "Baby Got Crack" and "Nice Crack." Perhaps guys with really nice butt cleavage could be called Crackers and those without could be Lackers.

There's an easy way to round up a big bunch of crack-flashers: Plumbers of the world ... unite!

So, what do you say? Want to join me on my ass worship crusade? Spread the word, guys, and lower those pants! Let's see that crack!